Mike is the champion of Guiltless eating. We didn't have a guest post for today on food and sex, so last night, in a bind, I called him up and asked him to write something for us quickly. I told him, "just write whatever comes to mind about food and sex!" Not an hour later, Mike expressed himself in a beautiful guest post. Check out his blog at: http://dancearmstrong.tumblr.com/, and read his take on sexy guiltless eating below:
Things I have gotten hot and heavy with this week:
- A Burrito
- Mozzarella Sticks
- Jameson
- Pizza (3 times)
- Bagel (+ Glacier Freeze Gatorade = Jesus' Hangover Miracle!)
- Hot Dogs (One was not enough)
- French Fries (does Papaya Dog qualify as French?)
- Garlic Mashed Potatoes (A little thing I learned back in NOM!)
- Jack
- Blonde/Brown/Pale Ale
- Häagen-Dazs
Things I have NOT gotten hot and heavy with this week:
- A woman.
Inspired by: Tina Fey and her snuggie and her cheese.Thank you, Michael. We adore you.
What have YOU gotten hot and heavy with this week?
Mike, try getting steamy with a few veggies once in a while, eh? Do I need to come back to New York to work on that with you?!
ReplyDeleteI forgot to mention that I had Mac n' Cheese for dinner last night.
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard when I got to the Tina Fey picture! You are a hoot.
ReplyDeleteomg this is too funny! love the spin on things you got hot and heavy with!
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